I'm here to prove an equation~

the equation is ~ Gaka + Levon = darling
with the help of ~ Gaka + Natt = darling , I shall do it! xD

Gaka + Levon = darling ~
Gaka = darling - Levon ~
since darling = Gaka + Natt ~ so ...
Gaka = Gaka + Natt - Levon.
Gaka - Gaka = Natt - Levon
Levon = Natt.
and since Natt = darling - Gaka (from the equation on top ~ change it urself xD)
So Levon = darling - Gaka ~
Finally ~ Levon + Gaka = darling ! xD PROVEN!!
Wakakakakak !! xD

I've decided to quit the net until SPM is over.
Can't get the feeling that how I've spent this 11 damm years studying
and ending up not giving my all.
So screw it ~ I'm going to keep off the net until the damm thing is over so I can get some decent sleep =.='
can't even sleep nicely now..haiz..Bye people =(

The year is cming to an end.

And all I have to say is...

GOOD BYE KASTURI!! WAKAKAKAKAAKKA!!!

though seminar haven't end ~ but it is as good as DONE! PEACEEEE !!! wakakakakak!!

Dun have to see that bloody bitchy Ah Sam anymore! xD

Guess the only thing I'll miss is SOME of the teachers there

and how we dumb kids waste time there ~

Not sure if you ever read his comics, I used to read it some years ago when I was "young". Some of his words are really funny but true! I try to translate a few in case you cannot read chinese:

- the so called regret, is the feeling after you kill someone or get married.

- every guy would like to have an affair, so that they can have a feeling of start a new life
- p/s 50% of the guys would like to start many new lifes.

- in the guys dictionary, the most important word is "sex"; in the girls dictionary, the most important word is "beauty"; if you combine the two dictionarys, you can find nothing.

- the different between friendship and love is bed.

- the married girls dislike single girls, because they always create "trouble";
- the married guys dislike single guys, because they are too happy.

The rest you read it yourself....

** 男人婚前不可能搞懂女人，等婚後搞懂也已經來不及了

** 夫妻之間一定要保持百分之二十的欺騙，才能維繫住百分之百的婚姻

** 女人為了了解男人，必須付出慘痛的代價，但當女人了解男人後，就會發現男人其實不值得那個代價

** 暫時的迷戀，有時會成為永久的傷痛，或--- 婚姻

** 戀愛很冒險，結婚很危險

** 沒有永久的快樂，所以，沒有永遠的愛情

** 已婚的女人敵視單身女人，是因為她們太會作怪
** 已婚的男人鄙視單身男人，是因為他們太快樂了

** 情人總是會分手，只不過變成夫妻後會慢一點

** 友情和愛情到底有什麼差別？ 其實只是一張床的差別

** 男人有千萬種，女人只討厭一種，就是對自己沒興趣的那種

** 男人的字典裡最重要的一個字：性， 女人的字典裡最重要的一個字：美，
** 當這兩本字典合在一起以後，你什麼字也查不到

** 每個男人都希望一生中能擁有一個情婦，因為他們需要有再活一次的感覺
** PＳ：可惜至少有百分之五十的男人想要再活很多次

** 所謂天堂，就是所有的女人都在，只有老婆不在的地方
** 所謂自由，就是一個男人獨居時所擁有的東西（也是女人不結婚時擁有的東西吧！）
** 所謂懊悔，就是殺人或嫁人後，會產生的一種東西

If you happen to have a one night stand before, how is your feeling. I pretty sure got mixture of feeling, some may feel excited, some feel guilty and regret. But this lucky guy, feel surprise!

Man : Hahahaha you are great! The best of all the women I had before!
Man : This is the picture of your husband?
Woman : No.
Man : Oh, then is it your boyfriend?
Woman : Also not.
Man : Then you must be mistress of this guy then.
Woman : You are real bad. Nolah.
Woman : Do you think he is handsome? Does he look like me?
Man : Oh, your brother?
Woman : That was me before I went to Korea for operation. Hehehehe
Not sure who add in the text.

A few ways how fight starts ~

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.

Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'That must be my husband!'

So the man jumped out of the bed, scared and naked, and jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

And that's when the fight started....

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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started....

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A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And that's when the fight started....

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started....

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend.. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' said my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And that's when the fight started....

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.

And that's when the fight started....

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale..

And that's when the fight started....

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust..'

And that's when the fight started....

Carefull for all you facebook users (that includes me) LOL!


Interesting...dun cha think? xD

Orang gila di tengah jalan xD LOL!

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friend the following afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes.

My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him, and as he crawled around looking for his glasses, I saw a tear in his eye.
I handed him his glasses and said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.
He looked at me and said, "Hey, thanks!" There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. It turned out he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before coming to this school.

I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play football on Saturday with me and my friends. He said yes. We hung all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him. And my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Damn boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!". He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.

When we were seniors, we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class.

I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day arrived - I saw Kyle and he looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than me and all the girls loved him!

Boy, sometimes I was jealous. Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, "Hey, big guy, you'll be great!"

He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. "Thanks," he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began. "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends. I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story."

I stared at my friend in disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable."

I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize its depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

"Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly."

3 Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

Even if you are so deeply in love with this girl, and think you can't stay without her, yet you should not be blinded by her charm. There may be some vital signs to prove that she may be a cheat like, if there is another dude in her life who has discolored your reputation as a lover. In such circumstances it's true that love grows cold and it hurts. It will hurt you more if your girlfriend was found unfaithful, when you realized this only later and it is too late to do anything. Before she ditches you, and lest you repent, you need to check on some signs that she may be cheating you. There are 3 signs by which you can find your girlfriend is cheating you.

Sign #1 Change In Dressing Style
Has she suddenly changed her dressing style or the way she wears her make up? Well, it could be good and appealing to you, but you need to realize whether she is doing it for you or worse if it is for someone else. Girls love to look beautiful and they do anything to please anyone.
Some times, you may suddenly find her wearing a dress that you do not appreciate. She may be wearing this dress for her new charming prince in her life and this only proves that her love is dying for you. We all know girls change dresses to look more beautiful. Wearing this dress may also be to impress her new prince.
If you hint at your girlfriend that you don't like a certain perfume, she will definitely change that perfume, if she really loves you. You need not be apologetic, but you must be watchful to see, if there is any change in her love for you. This new attitude to change, you need to watch and be judicious to this whole new happening.

Sign #2 Loses Interest In You
When things are getting a bit worse, she will start losing interest in you and her intimacy towards you will decrease. Those quick pecks on your cheeks will suddenly disappear. And when it is time for you to kiss her, she would show reluctance and would give reasons, not to kiss her saying she has not brushed her teeth or she has flu. This is a sign that she is emotionally involved with another man. It's hard for her to show equal affection to two men, unless she is a real player.
You also need to realize and check, if your girlfriend starts feeling shy, if you hold her hand in public, or she will just detest that action. Do you remember when she used to cling on you even in front of her family and friends and now it is dried up n gone..with the wind..

Sign #3 Hiding Her Cell Phone
If your girlfriend starts hiding her cell phone or concealing the identity of her callers, then its time that you know she is cheating you. And when you realize that she doesn't want you to read her messages or she deletes all her messages after reading them, it's surely a bad sign that she is a cheat

FOR THE LADIES!
If your guy is doing any of these things, watch out! You may not be the only girl he's dating.

*He is acting distant..
If he's calling less frequently or has cancelled on plans repeatedly, he may be trying to pull away from you--because he's getting close to someone else.

*You can't get in touch with him...
If you try to call your boyfriend and no one--not even his family or best friends--can get a hold of him, you've got to ask yourself where's he hiding out and why?

*3. He's suddenly insensitive..
like he totally forgets plans and then shrugs it off. He may not be considering your feelings because he's thinking about another girl's.

* 4. His interests or looks-have changed...
If he's developed a new taste in music or clothes, it may be to impress another girl or because of her influence.

*5. He's stopped inviting you to join him in his favorite activities or at his usual hangouts. If you're not going with him, who is?