MISSING!!!

I LOST ME STATIONARY CASE!!!!!
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CURSE TO U WHOEVER U ARE WHO TOOK IT!!!
I'LL BURN U!!!
I'LL SLICE U!!!
I'LL CONSUME U !!!
AND MAKE U INTO MY *POOP*!!!!

haiz..
i lost it T___T
babi tul..u knw how much things were in that
I have like..2 liquid..2 high lighter..2 nip pencil~
1 marker~~ and 4 pens..2 of which i just bought the day b4..
T_______T
so freaking sad now..
but dun care la..
the past should b left in the past
look to the future~~
and i see the futures of most of my frens aren't that bright...
sorry to say so >< xD
but dun worry~~ i'll b joining u guys too =D
As u all know~
Pmr and Spm are just months away
Pmr is 31 days away~~
Spm on the other hand is just 61 days
so all i have to do is just add another 365 days to the 61 days and yep..
thats the amount of days i have left..
HOLY CRAP!!!!
anyway.. a friend of mine is interested in designing not fashion..
she is in f3 and...
she doesn't know wat stream to enter
I did try to explain to her wat is the difference of science and arts..
and did advise her to enter science stream next year..
but she say science subject are boring..
can't deny that..>< xD
but its kinda fun when u get used to it..
I donno how to explain to her..
since i donno how many classes she has in her school..
and wat are those classes..
but hopefully she chooses the 1 she like most =D
rite Carmen? xD
for those who they think they can help to explain just post a comment ( not at my cbox)
and explain which is better and stuff =D

~D3nz13~
GOOD LUCK FOR EXAMS PEOPLE!!! i just drew this for fun =D no meaning to it xD
(this was on my exam paper btw xD)
was an extra paper so dun worry~~
i ain't that nuts .. yet xD

just another totally random post
oh yeah~~ Nathaneal is a prof u know!!! xD
check his blog ~~ kononnya hebat sangat la this prof * vomit*
anyway~ I am so malas wanna blog now..
cause its always the same thing
so yeah..
let the pictures do the..picturing (man thats lame)

6R Azam and Bestari's one ~ My fav for some reasonMaybe its is because I'm feeling moody now..so I'm in love with dark things . :Sjust look at that .. so..isn't like Maxwell at all =.="the ping pong club sketch~ but too bad can't paint their mural in B&W6RA&BPing Pong 50% I'm just posting pictures here so Benny and whoever can come and steal them

I'm so malas now for some reason that you can end my life
and i won't even bother ~~
go ahead and b Barney for once and kill me !!!!

~d3nz13~

LOL~~ I have no idea what to do now
I mean..I'm kinda happy today and at the same time kinda .. speechless ><
haiz..
babi tul la
Anyway..Abill~~ since u like ragnarok so much~
so u can use this pic as ur Dp if u wan to k =D
rock on!!!
I'm so malas now i just wanna drop dead ~~

*jump into Sg Gombak*use the pic if u like~~ not mine also =P

the moral people do 1 ~~no 1 to comment la benny~ just thought u wanna show the others wat "u know who" did to ur beautiful painting =Dis Jacob really gonna dipindahkan ? or he wanna pindah?the 99.9999% complete version of the ELS one~~man..i'm feeling so stressed now that all i wanna do is shoot some1 !!!!
DIE!! DIE!!! DIE!!!

~d3nz13c1x~

07.09.2008

HaRlO~

I jUsT fInD OuT tHaT peOpLe ArE So NoT AliKe
SoMe PpL TypE LiKe ThiS anD ThiS SucKs
I mEan ItS So DamM ProBleMaTic +.="
TrY iT lA~ I'M JusT TyPInG LiKE thIS CausE i"m BorEd xD
AnD i HaVe NotHiNG ElSe To dO KYaaAAaaAaA

Anyway,back to the point
For some Freaking reason I so damm Happy =DDD
Mayba cause I ada TeeJay teman me since I'm feeling so bored
or maybe it just that I got a new wallet =DD
AnD its FREEE~ WEEEEEEEEEEE
but 2nd hand =.=" My elder brother who is shorter that me gave it to me
cause he got a new 1 already ~~ woot woot =x
No you can't blame me Denis for calling you short~
cause you are shorter than me so BUZZ OFF!!
But i think thats not what that is making me happy.
I have no idea why am I this happy=D
Maybe it is because I feel super duper lucky today =DD
and I was! xD
You see,today I almost got hit by a ... bird shyt..
yes yes , its not something to be proud of
and it happened 2 times today =.="
they were so near to hitting me..but they didn't xD
both of them were about half a meter from hitting me xD
phew..samore that time i was about to go for tuition >< an accident happen..
2 car clashed~ and it was like 10 meters from where i was
Thank GOD that no one was injured
and for not letting the cars roll all the way to where I was =P
so..i guess the reason i'm happy now is cause I'm alive =D yes!! I'm alive to post about Jacob's not so sexy butt =D
~d3nz13c1x~

Mural for school

Maxwellians are currently paint the walls of our school
for this mural thingy
its all kinda nice since most of them are kind of complete
time for pics =D

one of the f6 onethe 1 we f4 are doin =D

kan cantik ?? =3 f6 one also

another f6 1 =.=""

dammit!!! All so nice!!! T____T"""

got samore 1..but lazy wan upload..
so next time only la
when all completed =D

~d3nz13~

Friends

Ahh ~ what a beautiful word ;P
But they are NOT that beautiful.
Some of them are sexy xD
and some are Hawt .
But all of them are my friends :D
Yeah there are times where I felt like smacking them all
and i do =D
we fight and "curse" each other until we calm down
(it helps ;P)
But at the end of the day~
All that way just to spice things up in life
But their not always there for u :(
but that doesn't mean they dun care for you rite?:)

I have no idea why am I posting this right now.
But I guess it is cause i have nothing to post bout :(
Life is kinda boring when friends are not around
but since I have extreamly little "space" in my head
and i can't remember what I did in school today
that is worth posting here

Anyway, leaving all that.
Today in school i didn't study at all
cause my friends and I have to do the mural thingy.
It was kinda fun since i can lepak the whole day
and even walk out of school and teachers wouldn't even bother ;)
but i feel..bad.
for some reason , i wanted to study today.
Yes I know..I ain't THE STUDYING TYPE
but heck..guess sometimes people like me also wan to study k

Okay i am so bored now that i have already wasted bout 30 min
to write only this much :P
My hands are..numb and I feel so..
empty :(

I guess it is because I am so bad with words
that when I compare my blog with
Derek's (the sexy one) or Pik Chun aka Benny's(the hawt one..nah..)
I feel like deleting this blog =(
Oris it just that thier post are interesting like Benny's one with
"em hmm" you ppl dun have to know who or Derek's one on
5 reason Lee Chong Wei lost the olympics final and the
Jaclynbird?hmm..I have no idea man
anyway..
I want to rate my frens ;P
cause i have too much free time now
you people can play this too k =D

List down 20 of your friends and rate them with "sexy", "hawt","smoking",or "I'm in love"
and name a fruit that you think goes with their attitude.
Apple ~ sweet and loved by everyone
Orange ~ Kind and caring
Watermelon ~ Always there for you
Grape ~ Sour but can be sweet at times
Banana ~ Fun to play with
Lime ~ Very sour but just ur type
Strawberry ~ Popular?
Cherry ~ Just nice

1.Teejay~ Hawt :P(be proud TJ)/ Orange =P

2.Derek~ Smoking/Banana xD

3.Zi Liang~ None of the above xD/Lime?

4.Nathaneal~ Sexy/Grape =D

5.Allan~ Hawt =D/BANANA!!! xD

6.Syabil~ Hawt (ROCK ON!!!)/Cherry

7.Che Yeh~ Sexy/Grape

8.Mei Yih~ Sexy xD/ Orange!! xD

9.Calvin Wong~ Smoking xD/Banana =P

10.Benny(pikachu)~ Hawt/Apple..i think =P he is a nice guy xD

11.Jacob~ Hawt(not that he is..but oh well xD)/Banana

12.Ivan~ Sexy/Cherry

13.Dhana~ smoking xD/Strawberry xD

14.Kwan~ WILL NEVER BE IN THE LIST!!!xD/Banana xD

15.Ezra~ Hawt/Banana ( La Salle Ppl are always fun to play with xD)

16.Wei Khang~ Sexy(vomit)/banana =3

16.Jehanne~ Hawt xD/Orange =D

17.ZL's Aunty~ Hawt xD (rite Zi laing?xD)/grape =D

18.Rasul xD ~ SMOKING!!! xD /BANANA

19.Kimberly~ she's Hawt xD /Cherry

20.Carmen~ I'm in love!!!!(not that i'm in love..but just that she red hot xD)/Apple i think
but 100% Orange ( to me la) xD strawberry too =P

~d3nz13~

How to Argue With Females !

If you are a male , it is important for you to know about this.
Read at your own risk .

Step 1. Abandon all logic. Girls don't use it, and you certainly shouldn't allow it to handicap you.

Step 2. If you believe strongly in something, do NOT give in to any aspect of it. Compromise is useless against girls, because they will rationalize that if they can get you to concede to one element, they can get you to quit on the whole idiotic Periodic Table. (Nothing like a little chemistry humor, right?a lame 1 i know ><)

Step 3. Don't be afraid to take cheap shots. Ever argue with a girl about something and they randomly insult you with something that has no relevance to the argument? That's their way of trying to wear you down and push you off-topic. Fight fire with fire, I say. Tell her she has a small brain, an ugly face, too much of facial hair, unwieldy hips, and is a genuinely awful person.Basicly just say anything you can that will make her angry.

Step 4. Cite precedent. Girls have no concept of historical factors relating to the current situation. Most girls reading this just went over to dictionary.com to see what "precedent" meant.

Step 5. Interrupt her. Don't let her talk. Girls hate that like they hate other girls. It's hilarious, too. They get all frazzled.

Step 6. Don't take her seriously. Laugh at every point she deems serious in nature. Fart, if possible. Derail her emotional train.

Step 7. If the argument escalates, cut off all communication with her. If a girl can't find you, she can't continue arguing about bullshit. Change your phone number, relocate, and get a name change if you must.

Step 8. Don't be fooled by "Let's stop arguing please." That's their way of making you let your guard down, so they can swoop in after you're worn down. Instead, say something like "Yeah, all this being right is exhausting for me." Pisses them off. Just trust me.

Step 9. Compare her unfavorably with another girl. This is especially effective if the comparison is with a girl that they simply abhor. Tell her something like, "Lisa is so much more compassionate than you." Girls hate other girls, like a deer hates a shotgun. And how do you take down a deer? Exactly.

Step 10. Don't be intimidated by the water works. That's their ultimate contingency, knowing that guys can't deal with a crying girl. Stay strong, don't let yourself get emotional, just think of something funny. Replay scenes from "Office Space" in your head if you must.

Step 11. Bust out, "I don't feel like fighting. I've proven my point." Then stop. Leave the argument. It pisses them off because a guy's natural reaction is to resolve, whereas a girl's is to continue forever and ever until the end of time until they hear that they are right. If a guy decides that he is right and won't budge, their whole concept of male-female relations is shot to shit. Again, mind games.

Step 12. Ask her if she's on the rag. Self-explanatory.

Step 13. When all else fails, tell her she's just like her mother. It's an ace-in-the-hole and will emotionally cripple her to such a degree she may even forget her whole argument. Remember, girls are the less intelligent of the genders. All throughout history men have out-thought, out-invented, and out-created women in every facet of existence. Isn't it about time we won an argument for once? Gentlemen, that time is now.

Please girls~~ do not hate me for this.
I am just posting this so that we , the males of SMK Maxwell can use this againts the "beast" (read my previous post to know more about the "beast")
Please forgive me if i offended anyone . ><"

~d3nz13c1x~

THE ANITA VIRUS!!!!

Warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As a member of the WLMC(wild life mutation club) of SMK Maxwell, it is my responsiblity to inform all citizens of the world about "THE VIRUS"
It is a new kind of virus that was only recently discovered.
Its is said that this virus can be extreamly dangerous and may even cause death.
The virus was first found in SMK Maxwell , a school behind Dynasty Hotel at Jalan Ipoh.
The virus was spreading at a extreamly fast rate but the people of SMK Maxwell still is not aware of the dangers that this virus is capable of doing to us.

These are a few facts that people should know about the virus

Origins
The virus originates from a mutated monkey from the 21st century.This"beast" takes the form of a extreamly ugly female human being and can be often seen in SMK Maxwell on weekdays.The name of this virus is taken from the name of the human being that the "beast" is called in SMK Maxwell.The name of this extreamly dangerous virus is the " THE ANITA VIRUS"

Facts about the "beast"
* The "beast" is extreamly short! It is expected that this "beast" is about 157 cm tall as no
human dares to go near it.

* It looks like a 50 years old Malay lady with a face that can send a chill down your spine.

* The "beast" is capable to speak human languages including English,Bahasa Melayu and maybe
other languages too.But how many language does it really speaks? It is still unknown.

* It is a well known fact in SMK Maxwell that it calls us human with a extreamly annoying sound
that cause us to fear it.The sound is similar to "HOI!!!"

Effects of the Virus
The virus causes a human to feel extreamly irritated and also gives a human the feeling of fear and causes a human to go berserk.Only people who have high moral is capable to resist this virus.The human body does not play a role to fight the virus as it attacks the mind of the victim.
After conducting research , members of the WLMC has come to a conclusion that this virus is not only at a single stage but is said to have a higher level of infection.At a more critical level of infection , a human can completely lose control of oneself as the brain cells will be damaged.The reason is still unknown.

How does the virus spread
A person can only be infected by this virus through direct contact with the "beast".If a human is touched by the "beast", the person is immediatly infected.We , members of the WLMC still have not confirm the how is this virus spread.All that we know now is when you get touch by the "beast" , you are already infected. There is a hypothesis that this virus can be spread even if the "beast" looks at you but this fact has not been confirm.

How do we prevent it
There are a few way that we have come up with to prevent one from being infected.The best way is to avoid any contact with the "beast" and that means not even looking at it!It is best not to attract the attention of the "beast" with anything flashy as it is really into stuff like that . Running away is also an option but the "beast" doesn't give up easily and MAY chase you.

How do we cure it
There is no way to cure this virus. The only way to stop it from spreading is to "cut" the part that the "beast" has touched . The WLMC is currently working very hard to find an antidote that may cure this virus before the number of victims increase.

My encounter with the "beast"

The "beast" touched my once , which was today. IT approached me during perhimpunan and touched my hair.Knowing about the virus , I did not even stop to think and immediatly cut of the part of my hair IT has touched.Now I look like an idiot with a nerdy hairstyle but at least i was not infected with the virus.Thank GOD for that.

A word of advise to those who have to encounter the "beast" almost every weekday in SMK Maxwell. Please try not to make contact with the "beast" as it is extreamly dangerous not only for the sake of not being infected but also that it is not safe as the "beast" is extreamly perverted and may assault you anytime

~d3nz13clx~

bak to the usual

after merdeka over..
haiz..hav to go bak to the same old class of mine =(
manyak sedih since cannot disturbe the ppl from 1st class anymore T__T
but its okay .. life isn't always great =P
anyway~~~~
my chem teacher today doonnno wat happen to her...
suddenly come in class and she bcame..moody..
started to strike every1 down with words that hav nth to do with us..
*mby it does with some of my frens but not me =P*
so then..
we all had extra class..which all we did was lepak..=.=""
haiz..
no mood to type also now..
how leh??
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this is how the view from my class is =DDD
not that nice k..
just that ... nah..can't complain rite? xD

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see the "U"?
that wat i m =DDD
whahahaha ~~
(cheh..perasan xD)
man i;m so bored now..
donno wat to do .. haiz..T__T
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haiz..even drawing is so..
lifeless now..
colourless 1 T____T""
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HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE USUAL ISN'T FOR ME!!!!

i'm feeling a little low
time is running ever so slow
feel like i wanna cry...
life is so sad i wana die T___T

my heart is feeling so much pain *ouch*
my existence on earth is only causing strain
the weather in my head is thunder *noisy wei*
is it all worth it?that i wonder..

when describing my life , you have to swear~
will i ever awake from this nightmare~
i'll go to bed early and rise the next day~~
and hopefully my problems will all go away ><

mymy~~ so emo-ish xD

~d3nz13~

OMG =(

i ... manyak manyak sedih now..
haiz..
since my bro and dad came bak from sg..
i hav no mouse to use!!!!
not the tikus u know..
the "mouse" for the comp 1 la =.=""
all my mouse rosak edi..
so hav to steal from my bro and my dad's comp..
now also i hav to curi~~ since they not using =PP
but but....i so wanna buy 1..but lazy ><""
how ah..how???
haiz..u can probly imagen how isit to not hav a mouse..
and still u wanna use the comp><
gila wei..
must keep pressing "Tab" the whole time
just to go to the lower parts and "Enter" to enter them >,<'"
haiz...hopefully can go buy 1 soon T___T
oh yea~~

MALAYSIA IS 1 YEAR OLDER =D

~~~AND SO IS JENN~~~

WOOT WOOT +DDD

SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY MALAYSIA!!!!
MAAF KERANA WISH U 1 DAY LATE =P

AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENN~~~ 2ND TIME WISHING U EDI

~D3nz13c1x~