Gang gi Makan ;D

Gang gi Makan ;D
2 idiots missing D:

Lame ppl for life !

Lame ppl for life !
<3 ya xD

No Gabby ~ sadly xD

September 25, 2009

Best UPSR karangan of 2007 !xD


Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia! pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

September 17, 2009

this blog will be dead until my comp is fixed -.-
cause everything inside my comp and that comp cannot use the net -.-
so chill lax and HAPPY HOLS TO U ALL!! WOOTS


natt ~ i'm still considering what to do after ur reflex action just now xD

Exams are over and the flooding of my blog has stopped =D
Thank you for visiting and pls do not come again ~


Now..on to another topic..

I feel depressed T_T
I...m...not the...number 1 stalker...anymore T_T
My dai lou's Sifu more keng T_T
Dc also more keng than other ppl xD LOL

but yes ~
Holidays are here..and I'm gonna rot T_T haiz..
see u all after hols T_T

September 13, 2009

for those who r having exams ~ and problems ~ here's some tips or should i say advices xD

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?''
It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.'
Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:

A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.
''Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. '
I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'Puff! He's gone..'
OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:Always let your boss have the first say.

August 18, 2009

Damm funny joke! xD

The Prime Ministers from UK and Singapore and the President of USA, were traveling on a warship that was cruising near S.Arabia. The 3 were talking about how brave their soldiers were when their cordial discussion soon turned into an argument where each wanted to prove the bravery of their own soldiers.

The Pres. of USA said, "let me show u what is guts", where upon he called his Colonel and said "Jump into the sea and swim 3 rounds around this ship!".
The Colonel replied "Anything for Uncle Sam, Sir", and jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 3 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him like mad! After the successful 3 rounds, the Colonel came up to the deck and said, "I did it for Uncle Sam Mr. President!". The proud US President replied "That's what I call guts!".

The Prime Minister of UK became aggressive and quickly called his General and said "General, jump into the sea and swim 10 rounds around this ship!".
The General replied "Anything for the Queen, Sir", and jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 10 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him frantically. After the successful 10 rounds the 3-star General came up to the deck and said, "Long Live the Queen!". The proud UK PM replied "That's what I call guts!"

The Prime Minister of Singapore cannot control himself. He had to show that his soldiers have it too. He called one of his Private and said "Soldier, jump into the sea and swim 15 rounds around this ship!" The Private replied "Oi, you siao (crazy) izzit?" I juz bought my 4-room and I am paying through my nose. Now, U want me to jump and die, eh? If u want to hao lian (show off), you jump into the sea yourself! The Singapore PM smiled and said "Now, that's what I call guts".

August 7, 2009

Goin into study mode ~ (if i can remain in that mode -.-')
won't be updating anytime soon xD see ya

~«†dεŋZι冻~

August 5, 2009

Feeling like shit now . =.='
Brain got fried till the max =.='
even a short nap doesn't help ~~

Finally dying xD LOL
Mby not going to school tomoro..
haiz zzzzzzz

anyway ~ listen to some good music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R12QVtuB0_Q

for some reason..cannot post it -.- no idea why. So yeah ~ check it out xD

August 3, 2009

Yes yes I know aunty and uncles that SPM is coming in 3 months time.


not talking bout this SPM -.-'
you get my point zzzz

And trails is a less than a month away.
But if u all got so free to come and worry bout me ~ worry bout yourself first =D LOL
I understand that you all care a lot about it considering how it will determine your future but telling me won't make it any better rite -.-' so just go study la xD LOL

Don't be so free play archbattle since its a stupid game who the GM go ban me after 4 hours when I made a new account -.-'
Go read some books xD
Read em in the room ~
In school ~
in the toilet like this xD

or even when before you're going to bed =D
but be careful ~ something might happen =D


Anyway ~ dun worry so much bout other people and go do what you must xD
thanks for caring ~~
now move ur butts! xD

Peace out

~«†dεŋZι冻~

July 31, 2009

Today was Aunty Fauziyati's bday xD
So we celebrated in school =D LOL
She was soooooooo kinda to belanja us lunch so this post goes to her xD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Pn . Ceh Fauziyati!!! Hope you enjoyed the fetus cake !! xD


doesn't she look young? xD

eat eat eat eat eat oni xD LOL Oh ya ~ fetus ma xD

Thanks for the food xD


Fish out of water ~ xD
Crazy Jackson to be xD

July 26, 2009

LOUD 2009

As expected once more .
The members of DUMC did another splendid job in making LOUD 2009 a total success!!
The performance were great but honestly I expected something more LOUDER xD
Well , can't actually blame them since they only had a month or so to prepare and not forgetting that some of us (including myself -.-) was not able to help out even if we are members of the church due to studies and other reasons -.- ( sorry la -.- can't help it LOL)

Anyway ~ this year was something more ... simpler compare to last year xD
Last year there was human foosball which was fun but yeah -.- a pain LOL
This year they replaced that with the real foosball table xD though they had only 4 tables ~ but I think that was sufficient if everyone took their turns rite? =D

Not forgetting the Indie bands before the performance in the auditorium really started to heat things up. xD They sang some weird edited version of some famous songs which was really cool =D

And as always =D the service is always with a smile xD Food wasn't that great but it still tasted good =D can't say it was bad also cause my frens sapu everything LOL The games in Hall 2 was too occupied by tooo many ppl -.- so can't play ~

In the end ~~ ended up walking for 3 rounds xD

There was just one little tiny problem ~~ there wasn't much thing to do D:
I know there were some small activities going around but if ur someone who is not used to getting around with people..i think it will kinda be bored xD well~~ too bad for them xD (opps ~ my frens were one of them o.o" )

But the real thing starts at the auditorium ~ xD
People even started waiting 30 min b4 they let us in!!
We rushed like mad and WOOOTS!! got some seats xD which I regreted -.-;
Should have sat on the floor -.- would be much more fun LOL
Anyway ~ the performance was amazing and I really mean AMAZING!
It started of with the countdown ~ which I thought wasn't that cool compare to last year xD i mean ~~ LOOK AT THIS! HOW COOL ISIT!!???? LOL

But that aside xD it still rocked xD
It started with the JUNKYARD INVADERS ( I know x3 such a weird yet cool name LOL )
They show them starting to walk from a room cming to the auditorium on the screen wearing mask and stuff xD it was really unique how they present it =D But what to really look forward to was their performance xD

After that..was...if not mistaken was the tribute to the late MJ =D the mc's ( Stephanie and Li Qi
were their name..i think xD) were really putting up a good act though some of it was lame xD but yeah ~ entertaining! They asked 5 dudes to come up on stage to do a dance of Billie Jean. and yes ~ I have to admit.. It was really really really FUNNY!! xD but 2 of them really did well performing xD
It was then time for the cheer leading group =D not sure what they were called again. But cool stuff =D (correct me if the sequence is wrong..dun really remember..head pain -.-) Can't really say much bout it since I dun really watch cheer leading and stuff but I think I heard some1 say that they were the winner of cheer2009..o.o' idk xD

Next was performance by the REAL INK CREW! Their performance was really really OUTSTANDING! To think that they would really be able to pull of something so unique in such a short time xD There were some slight mistake but yes ~ we can overlook that since they didn't really had much time for practice xD But yes ~ they have certianly leveled up alot compare to last year =D Can't wait for next year xD

Last but not least was Project Gsus =3 The songs were great though its kinda sad not see-ing ur own cell leader up there singing LOL (can't make fun of him afterwards D: LOL ). Project Gsus really did well though I was actually waiting for them to play Sound of Our Generation...which they didn;t -.- dono why LOL. But yes ~ a job well done closing it with Viva la Vida =D
Oh ~ b4 I forgot ~ MOKS!! GRATS!! xD LOL for going to get married and making this year LOUD more meaningfull to me =) I will never cease to be amazed by how u really bring everything together with ur stories and your love for God. Thank you xD

Anyway ~ pictures and videos will be uploaded soon ~ hopefully xD LOL ~ and yes ~ really looking forward to next years LOUD =D ( The video for MJ's Billie Jean went missing..Sorry >.<) well...I think i covered everything..pls remind me if i do forget something xD I'll give this years LOUD = 87/100 xD

and now...GIMME THAT IPOD TOUCH!! LOL xD

peace out people =)

Thank You MeiYih for your pics xD
hope you enjoyed your 10 second of fame xD
and some photos are taken from Stanley Woo's Facebook