The Prime Ministers from UK and Singapore and the President of USA, were traveling on a warship that was cruising near S.Arabia. The 3 were talking about how brave their soldiers were when their cordial discussion soon turned into an argument where each wanted to prove the bravery of their own soldiers.
The Pres. of USA said, "let me show u what is guts", where upon he called his Colonel and said "Jump into the sea and swim 3 rounds around this ship!".
The Colonel replied "Anything for Uncle Sam, Sir", and jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 3 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him like mad! After the successful 3 rounds, the Colonel came up to the deck and said, "I did it for Uncle Sam Mr. President!". The proud US President replied "That's what I call guts!".
The Prime Minister of UK became aggressive and quickly called his General and said "General, jump into the sea and swim 10 rounds around this ship!".
The General replied "Anything for the Queen, Sir", and jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 10 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him frantically. After the successful 10 rounds the 3-star General came up to the deck and said, "Long Live the Queen!". The proud UK PM replied "That's what I call guts!"
The Prime Minister of Singapore cannot control himself. He had to show that his soldiers have it too. He called one of his Private and said "Soldier, jump into the sea and swim 15 rounds around this ship!" The Private replied "Oi, you siao (crazy) izzit?" I juz bought my 4-room and I am paying through my nose. Now, U want me to jump and die, eh? If u want to hao lian (show off), you jump into the sea yourself! The Singapore PM smiled and said "Now, that's what I call guts".
August 18, 2009
Damm funny joke! xD
August 7, 2009
August 5, 2009
Feeling like shit now . =.='
Brain got fried till the max =.='
even a short nap doesn't help ~~
Finally dying xD LOL
Mby not going to school tomoro..
haiz zzzzzzz
anyway ~ listen to some good music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R12QVtuB0_Q
for some reason..cannot post it -.- no idea why. So yeah ~ check it out xD
August 3, 2009
Yes yes I know aunty and uncles that SPM is coming in 3 months time.
But if u all got so free to come and worry bout me ~ worry bout yourself first =D LOL
I understand that you all care a lot about it considering how it will determine your future but telling me won't make it any better rite -.-' so just go study la xD LOL
Don't be so free play archbattle since its a stupid game who the GM go ban me after 4 hours when I made a new account -.-'
Go read some books xD
Read em in the room ~
In school ~
in the toilet like this xD
or even when before you're going to bed =D
but be careful ~ something might happen =D
Anyway ~ dun worry so much bout other people and go do what you must xD
thanks for caring ~~
now move ur butts! xD
Peace out
~«†dεŋZι冻~
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