Since I'm 17 ~ Lets just go with the 17 things I've done this year :)

#1 ~

Leave school!!! Even though I'll miss the people D: ( Natt's body and Zi Liang's boobies

#2
Meet Hannah Tan in person!Have to admit ~ she's hot ;) I had a boner immediatly xD LOL!

#3
Got selected for NS ~ going in 3 days D: oh please let me shoot someone! OH PLEASEEE!!!

#4Meet up with Gaka and the Gang ~ fun but some are just nuts! xD Lets party again some other time and I promise to be more crazy that time xD

#5
Went for YLI course and met some pretty neat people ;) love them xD More life Rayen oni xD

#6

Got my driving licence ! xD WOOTS! BANG PEOPLE BABY! LOL. Failed undang twice though ><

#7

Found out bout MANY of my FRIENDS scandal!(and they call me their fren when they dun tell me)xD . Kelvin lan ah ~ Wong Yeong Seng ah ~ Nathaneal Teoh ah ~ so many la =.= LOL the in 1 the pic no need say la <3>

#8
Did crazy things as usual :)

#9 ~

Stayed out of trouble in school...for a whole year..xD LOL!

#10

Played a joke which cost me ...ALOT =.= LOL Its a joke people..like..seriously =.=

#11

Got glasses ;) I call em "Smexy" LOL. Cause when I put em on ~ the girls are just sooo much clearer xD

#12

Finished SPM! HOLY COWWWWWWW!! xD

#13

Learned to play the guitar WELL! (i still suck though) ><

#14
Went to TeeJay's place(for the 1st time) and had dinner with her parents and family.(Very scary experience ~ her dad has looks of a killer!! xD).And yes ~ watched beta house with her ~ Have to say ~ I loveeee her ......Dog xD so cute LOL! and stop dressing so sexy T.J! LOL

#15 ~

Made a twitter account! Tweet tweet! LOL . For stalking oni actually <3

#16

Fell in love ~ but got crushed after a week ~ LOL. Epic-est moment of my life! xD

and last but not least !

#17

Lived a fun ~ entertaining ~ enjoyable life through out the year ~ even though some parts are just plain fucks ~ but yes ~ still love the fact that I can live till this day to enjoy what tomoro has to offer :)

tata babies <3

See Ya 2009! and lets welcome 2010!

How can I not care?
I desire you ._.

Isn't it amazing that how everyday ~ every second ~ things are improving.

From the cheap YET cool Ps1 ~ to the expensive "HOLYSHIT ! IT ROCKS!" Ps3 ~

From the classic proton saga to the Hollywood's coolest car ~ the Bentley Continental GT

From the magical wonder of the handphone!nokia 3310! to the greater wonder ~ the Iphone

From a beautiful chick to a HOT chick ~

From a gay ass to a gayer ass ~

From a dude with a lame sense of fashion ~ to a stylo milo ~

Everything is improving up one notch at the time.

And so are my frens "wink wink" LOL
Yes ~ they are moving up the ladder also ~ slowly ~ but surely.
Some might have already made the move ~ (just that idk)
Some might have not ( MOVE IT LA U BALLESS FREAK!)
But yes ~ not my problem ~ LOL!(will only be after i come back from NS)

Just thought that since everything is moving up..
Doesn't crime move up also?
Doesn't death rate increases also?
WTF BOUT POLLUTION??? LOL

We might be advancing..
But moving forward this way might not be the smartest way.
Humans nowadays do not think a hundred times before doing something ( thinking twice is useless edi)
That why we have all this crap problems .
Not like we can do anything bout it.
So we should just enjoy it ?
No such thing dude ~
we might be a nobody ~ but heck ~ Bill Gates too was a nobody in the past.


A dumb retard once said " Imagination is greater than knowledge ~ as knowledge is limited while imagination can take you where ever you desire."- google it ~ u will know who that retard is ;)

So yes ~ let our imagination take us further ~
and not just for ourselves.
But for our world too ;)

*WATCH AVATAR LAAA!* LOL!

picture for MR lau ~

laallalala

You know how it feels when u care and yet they dun give a damm? Yep ~ pretty much one of the shitty feeling ya know ~

Not everybody gives a damm bout u~
but yeah ~
Why do we always wanna give a damm bout someone else?
Fuck dude!

Its finally over ! xD
11 years of hell-ish torture!
Its gone forever!
1 year in SK Seksyen 16 ~
5 years in SK La Salle 2 ~
3 years in SMK La Salle ~
and 2 years in SMK Maxwell...
has been soooooo bloody long!!!

but yeah ~ this year passed really fast.
I can still remember that starting of this year how we started to steal tables and chair from other classes xD
I can still remember how we would rush down for recess to buy food ~
How we would rape each other in class xD
how we rush to finish moral homework everytime :P (we never did)
how we would lepak in class and talk crap and ejek ppl xD
how we fuck around and do stupid things until teacher scold xD oh wait..that was me only xD

It was overall another damm dream ~
Sometimes a nightmare ~ sometimes a "wet" dream xD hahahahahah !
but yeah ~ it was fun ~
considering how much I actually hated it ;P


Still ~ I will miss a lot of things man :(
How we whole gang sit in class during moral and listen to Mr. Lau crap talking .
I'll miss how we used to make fun of Wei Khang ~ Natt ~ Zi Liang ~ Che Hsing ~
and how we used to rape each other's ass xD
I'll miss groping Zi Liang and Natt ~
I'll miss kacau-ing teachers :)
I'll miss Bio, Chem , Add maths , Sej ~ (try to make this emotional..have to lie xD)
I'll miss the teachers D: except botak head and black dog xD
I'll miss 5A's students like Chee Weng..not everyday u get to see such a midget xD
Damm!I'll miss Derek's lame jokes and Syabil's randomness xD
I'll miss gaying with Shahir and Baltej ~
I'll miss going to tuition with the gang D:
I'll miss see-ing Natt walking home with girls from tuition xD
I'll miss calling Wei Khang's idiocy (FUCK! NO MORE!!!)
and I think I'll miss just the fucking 5 Bestari class..MY TABLE GOT MY NAME STILL YA KNOW!! xD

however......

I won't will Cheong Hong cause he stay so near my place xD
I won't miss Zhen-Whei cause he FFK us for Eva ~
I won't miss perhimpunan cause i dun have to sing the damm song anymore xD
I won't miss KY ~ cause he got Lynette xD
I won't miss Thiam Heng cause i gonna attend his wedding xD
I won't miss the part whr Wei Khang and Natt start to rape and molest one another cause I'll probly see that again when I come back from NS ~ when we go and pierce xD
I'll still miss Che Hsing's face though ;) priceless xD
and I'll sooooooooo fucking not miss Maxwell ~ ONCE A MAXWELLIAN ~ FOREVER NEVER A MAXWELLIAN ! xD


Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ✿ ♥凸«†dεŋZι冻凸♥✿ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ coming through!

Kem Puncak Permai , Bau , Sarawak here I come =.='
Not the happiest thing that happen in my life...dammit =.=
but yeah ~ ppl say fun ~ might go oni lo =)
Found out how my camp site look like ~ GOT BBALL COURT LEH!!! xD
but yes ~ also found out that no ball provided zzzz
so yeah ~ just wanna inform the rest of u lucky buggers who got it too =)
on what to bring! xD

Found this on a blog.. Just wanna share..

This is the list on the official NS website (www.khidmatnegara.gov.my) , compiled for your easy reference (Thank you, thank you very much..)

• Pakaian untuk kegunaan sendiri selepas kelas, waktu malam dan hujung minggu selama sebulan di kem dan dua bulan di IPT. Ini termasuklah pakaian dalam, pakaian mandi, pakaian tidur, kelengkapan untuk bersolat (Muslim) dan sebagainya.
• Keperluan kelengkapan kemasan diri seperti sabun mandi, berus gigi, ubat gigi, sikat rambut dan sebagainya.
• Keperluan mencuci pakaian sendiri seperti sabun/serbuk pencuci, berus, penyangkut baju dan sebagainya.
  Sijil KelahiranKad Pengenalan, Sijil-sijil yang berkaitan
  
  This is all good and right and true, but here is a list of other things they DON’T tell you to bring. Trust us on this, okay:-
  
  
• Slippers (These are so easily forgotten, but so intensely regretted later).

• Sarong (This is for the girls, guys don’t really have a problem. Learn how to wear it if you don’t already know! Otherwise, get ready for a bonding session with your campmates when they teach to how ).

• Extra bathing pants for guys… as they somehow go missing the next day. Make that extra ugly, cheap bathing pants. Oh, by the way. Make sure they’re DARK colored, so there aren’t any see-thru moments.
  Bring some nice clothes. Don’t make the mistake of thinking NS is all sweat and macho stuff, there will be *social gatherings*.

• Unless JLKN says otherwise, DO BRING YOUR HANDPHONE! It’s your only form of communication with the outside world and here’s always a long line at the public phone booth.
  

• Somehow, suntan lotion doesn’t really work (not even SPF 50) but if you REALLY want to, go ahead.
  

• Aloe vera to soothe a burnt nose.

• A thick book, in case you feel like entertaining yourself with some old-fashioned reading or just to ‘look smart’

• A small decent padlock is very very handy, especially the types that don't use keys, instead number combination. Handy to lock your suitcase during the day (it's a great deterrent to any would be thieves) and any cupboard doors they might provide you with.
  

• Insect repellent, good for all the midnight hikes.

• Food that can last long and doesn’t melt, crumble or spill. Sweets are good, but as a backup measure if you start craving for sugar.

• Your bank book, even though you’re in National Service, money will seem to disappear (if they do let you go to a supermarket, a lot will be spent on groceries)

• Deodorant (This is very important… get the spray type. It will prove to be your saviour if your camps water supply cuts and you are left for 3 days without any means of taking a proper bath)

• Torchlight! Do! You will find this especially good when hiking all night because only the person at the front and end of the line will be given a torchlight. So, if you are in the middle, you will be tripping over bushes and roots a lot unless you have your own. Good for bathing in the middle of the night during blackouts too.
  

Oh but do remember that whatever you pack is your own load… don’t expect people to lug your stuff around for you. Best thing is to practise at home in advance to see if you can lift your things for more than 100 metres without collapsing.

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A big Thank You to the Duke of York who sent us in this majorly complete list of things to bring. Talk about covering all the bases, check this out before you begin stuffing your bags!

TO BRING OR NOT TO BRING…

There are many things you wanna bring, but unfortunately you can’t lift the bag or even drag it. Luckily the National Service Department did not impose a weight or size limit, otherwise all you can bring are your toiletries. However , there is a 1 bag limit in your letters. Ignore it. I suggest you carry 1 backpack and 1 luggage bag. Here is a list you can follow.

Swiss Army Knife or something equivalent. Ensure your main blade is not more than 2 inches long or not they will declare it a weapon and confiscate. Also don’t be a show off.
If you don’t have one, it’s alright.

Small umbrella. Better to bring than having to run all the way to your camp, wet.

Nice clothes. You will need it in case you do get out. Might come in handy if you don’t have the “classroom” uniform.

Slippers and shoes. Bring old ones. New pair of sneakers might just be gone in a few days. Old ones can be thrown after the camp.

Bathing / shower foam, shampoo and soap. I suggest one big “1 liter of Dettol foam” will last you 3 months. Bring shampoo unless you get bald at camp. Soap, best in powder form, is needed to wash your own clothes (not uniform) unless you are willing to pay a hefty sum for laundry.

Hangers and clothes pegs. A must to dry your clothes. Bring a few that is uniform in colour and shape. Bring those that are thin wire rods for hooking on funny places.

Pail. Very optional. I didn’t bring one. I used the dippers supplied. Small but ok. Heavy to bring. Buy it there if you want. (Note from us: If you plan on using the dippers and buckets they provide, be prepared to wake up very early and/or steal them from other ‘considerate’ people who figured the buckets needed adopting and made them theirs.)

Cash, bank book and ATM card. A must if you spend big. Bring RM 100 in notes of RM 10. hard to get change there. No credit card. Hassle if you lose it. Keep it safe. Place it in your backpack. Bundle it somewhere in the middle not in some small compartment around it.

Stationery. Do bring at least a pen. You’ll need it for projects. A sharp-tip black marker is useful to mark your name on the new uniforms

Food and water. Up to you. Any food that can last in extreme temperatures. Better to put it in your backpack on the bus. This goes for water too. One 1.5 liter and a 500 ml is enough. Reuse the bottle.

Parents or guardian ID number. Important when filling up forms like insurance and etc.

Thin towel. Use it before your NS towel comes in. A thick one takes up space. Bring one that you might throw after NS to make room for some space.

Sun block or lotion. For those who have sensitive skin, sun block. Prevention is better than cure??

Medicine. Take note. They have a medic there, but for the first 2 weeks or so, not much medicine can be found. Bring Vitamin C or multivitamin, Po Chai Yin = anti-diarrhea,
Strepsils, Uphamol or Panadol ( a few will do ). Others they should have. Worse case scenario? Hospital……

Socks. Don’t trust the NS socks. The white 1 is tooo thin and the grey 1 for boots is tooo tight. Use thin ones for wet sports as it will dry faster although stink faster too.

Tissue. For toilet or anything else. Bring 1 roll minimum of those toilet type. Remove the centre brown roll so it does not take up so much space.

Book or comic. Your best friend for 3 months. The book / comic will make you forget about NS for a while and take you to uncharted or fictional territories. An adequate size one will do. Not Harry Potter and the Golden Phoenix. Don’t bring those you treasure so much. People will borrow or nature will ruin it.

Photostatted IC. Your own one of course. In case of emergency. If you are applying for any colleges, make sure you deal with the registration or else headache for your parents.

Sewing kit. Before bringing this, learn how to sew at least a button. A needle and a little thread will do. Put it in a small container for easy storage.

Hand phone charger. Unless you use a Nokia, you don’t have to worry. (Note from us: EVERYBODY uses Nokia, no problem in borrowing a couple of hours to charge)

FM radio. If your hand phone got it, forget it. This is just to keep you entertained. Not necessary if you gonna get a girlfriend there.

Top-up card. Bring 1 along. Optional.

Clothes. Don’t bring expensive ones and original jerseys. Bring a Bermuda or shorts for sleeping or hanging out. Make sure you mark all clothes with your initials and keep track of it. If you send it to the laundry, 90 % chance they will write with marker the codes on your clothes no matter what color, type or what you say. Be careful.

Small plastic bags. To wrap your handphones with when you enter the jungle for Wirajaya.



and yay ~ screw me xD LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAH! damm =.=

ZhEN-WHEI NOTTY LO---GO OUT WITH EVA NO CALL US--IN MCD DO PROJECT NO INITE US TO XESE

I'm here to prove an equation~

the equation is ~ Gaka + Levon = darling
with the help of ~ Gaka + Natt = darling , I shall do it! xD

Gaka + Levon = darling ~
Gaka = darling - Levon ~
since darling = Gaka + Natt ~ so ...
Gaka = Gaka + Natt - Levon.
Gaka - Gaka = Natt - Levon
Levon = Natt.
and since Natt = darling - Gaka (from the equation on top ~ change it urself xD)
So Levon = darling - Gaka ~
Finally ~ Levon + Gaka = darling ! xD PROVEN!!
Wakakakakak !! xD

I've decided to quit the net until SPM is over.
Can't get the feeling that how I've spent this 11 damm years studying
and ending up not giving my all.
So screw it ~ I'm going to keep off the net until the damm thing is over so I can get some decent sleep =.='
can't even sleep nicely now..haiz..Bye people =(

Farewell Kasturi

The year is cming to an end.

And all I have to say is...

GOOD BYE KASTURI!! WAKAKAKAKAAKKA!!!

though seminar haven't end ~ but it is as good as DONE! PEACEEEE !!! wakakakakak!!

Dun have to see that bloody bitchy Ah Sam anymore! xD

Guess the only thing I'll miss is SOME of the teachers there

and how we dumb kids waste time there ~

Wonderful words from Zhu De Yong 朱德庸語錄

Not sure if you ever read his comics, I used to read it some years ago when I was "young". Some of his words are really funny but true! I try to translate a few in case you cannot read chinese:

- the so called regret, is the feeling after you kill someone or get married.

- every guy would like to have an affair, so that they can have a feeling of start a new life
- p/s 50% of the guys would like to start many new lifes.

- in the guys dictionary, the most important word is "sex"; in the girls dictionary, the most important word is "beauty"; if you combine the two dictionarys, you can find nothing.

- the different between friendship and love is bed.

- the married girls dislike single girls, because they always create "trouble";
- the married guys dislike single guys, because they are too happy.

The rest you read it yourself....

** 男人婚前不可能搞懂女人，等婚後搞懂也已經來不及了

** 夫妻之間一定要保持百分之二十的欺騙，才能維繫住百分之百的婚姻

** 女人為了了解男人，必須付出慘痛的代價，但當女人了解男人後，就會發現男人其實不值得那個代價

** 暫時的迷戀，有時會成為永久的傷痛，或--- 婚姻

** 戀愛很冒險，結婚很危險

** 沒有永久的快樂，所以，沒有永遠的愛情

** 已婚的女人敵視單身女人，是因為她們太會作怪
** 已婚的男人鄙視單身男人，是因為他們太快樂了

** 情人總是會分手，只不過變成夫妻後會慢一點

** 友情和愛情到底有什麼差別？ 其實只是一張床的差別

** 男人有千萬種，女人只討厭一種，就是對自己沒興趣的那種

** 男人的字典裡最重要的一個字：性， 女人的字典裡最重要的一個字：美，
** 當這兩本字典合在一起以後，你什麼字也查不到

** 每個男人都希望一生中能擁有一個情婦，因為他們需要有再活一次的感覺
** PＳ：可惜至少有百分之五十的男人想要再活很多次

** 所謂天堂，就是所有的女人都在，只有老婆不在的地方
** 所謂自由，就是一個男人獨居時所擁有的東西（也是女人不結婚時擁有的東西吧！）
** 所謂懊悔，就是殺人或嫁人後，會產生的一種東西

If you happen to have a one night stand before, how is your feeling. I pretty sure got mixture of feeling, some may feel excited, some feel guilty and regret. But this lucky guy, feel surprise!

Man : Hahahaha you are great! The best of all the women I had before!
Man : This is the picture of your husband?
Woman : No.
Man : Oh, then is it your boyfriend?
Woman : Also not.
Man : Then you must be mistress of this guy then.
Woman : You are real bad. Nolah.
Woman : Do you think he is handsome? Does he look like me?
Man : Oh, your brother?
Woman : That was me before I went to Korea for operation. Hehehehe
Not sure who add in the text.

A few ways how fight starts ~

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.

Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'That must be my husband!'

So the man jumped out of the bed, scared and naked, and jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

And that's when the fight started....

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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started....

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A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And that's when the fight started....

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started....

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend.. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' said my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And that's when the fight started....

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.

And that's when the fight started....

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale..

And that's when the fight started....

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust..'

And that's when the fight started....

Carefull for all you facebook users (that includes me) LOL!


Interesting...dun cha think? xD

Orang gila di tengah jalan xD LOL!

What one action can do

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friend the following afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes.

My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him, and as he crawled around looking for his glasses, I saw a tear in his eye.
I handed him his glasses and said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.
He looked at me and said, "Hey, thanks!" There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. It turned out he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before coming to this school.

I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play football on Saturday with me and my friends. He said yes. We hung all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him. And my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Damn boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!". He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.

When we were seniors, we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class.

I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day arrived - I saw Kyle and he looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than me and all the girls loved him!

Boy, sometimes I was jealous. Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, "Hey, big guy, you'll be great!"

He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. "Thanks," he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began. "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends. I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story."

I stared at my friend in disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable."

I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize its depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

"Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly."

3 Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

Even if you are so deeply in love with this girl, and think you can't stay without her, yet you should not be blinded by her charm. There may be some vital signs to prove that she may be a cheat like, if there is another dude in her life who has discolored your reputation as a lover. In such circumstances it's true that love grows cold and it hurts. It will hurt you more if your girlfriend was found unfaithful, when you realized this only later and it is too late to do anything. Before she ditches you, and lest you repent, you need to check on some signs that she may be cheating you. There are 3 signs by which you can find your girlfriend is cheating you.

Sign #1 Change In Dressing Style
Has she suddenly changed her dressing style or the way she wears her make up? Well, it could be good and appealing to you, but you need to realize whether she is doing it for you or worse if it is for someone else. Girls love to look beautiful and they do anything to please anyone.
Some times, you may suddenly find her wearing a dress that you do not appreciate. She may be wearing this dress for her new charming prince in her life and this only proves that her love is dying for you. We all know girls change dresses to look more beautiful. Wearing this dress may also be to impress her new prince.
If you hint at your girlfriend that you don't like a certain perfume, she will definitely change that perfume, if she really loves you. You need not be apologetic, but you must be watchful to see, if there is any change in her love for you. This new attitude to change, you need to watch and be judicious to this whole new happening.

Sign #2 Loses Interest In You
When things are getting a bit worse, she will start losing interest in you and her intimacy towards you will decrease. Those quick pecks on your cheeks will suddenly disappear. And when it is time for you to kiss her, she would show reluctance and would give reasons, not to kiss her saying she has not brushed her teeth or she has flu. This is a sign that she is emotionally involved with another man. It's hard for her to show equal affection to two men, unless she is a real player.
You also need to realize and check, if your girlfriend starts feeling shy, if you hold her hand in public, or she will just detest that action. Do you remember when she used to cling on you even in front of her family and friends and now it is dried up n gone..with the wind..

Sign #3 Hiding Her Cell Phone
If your girlfriend starts hiding her cell phone or concealing the identity of her callers, then its time that you know she is cheating you. And when you realize that she doesn't want you to read her messages or she deletes all her messages after reading them, it's surely a bad sign that she is a cheat

FOR THE LADIES!
If your guy is doing any of these things, watch out! You may not be the only girl he's dating.

*He is acting distant..
If he's calling less frequently or has cancelled on plans repeatedly, he may be trying to pull away from you--because he's getting close to someone else.

*You can't get in touch with him...
If you try to call your boyfriend and no one--not even his family or best friends--can get a hold of him, you've got to ask yourself where's he hiding out and why?

*3. He's suddenly insensitive..
like he totally forgets plans and then shrugs it off. He may not be considering your feelings because he's thinking about another girl's.

* 4. His interests or looks-have changed...
If he's developed a new taste in music or clothes, it may be to impress another girl or because of her influence.

*5. He's stopped inviting you to join him in his favorite activities or at his usual hangouts. If you're not going with him, who is?

I need help....
like seriously...
Can anyone be my teman sms for 6 WHOLE DAMM HOURS TOMORO!!???
Not joking =.= serious here..LOL
I need someone to teman me for the whole damm 6 hours talk for undang crap =.='
Kononnya NATHANEAL survived cause he got 2 ppl to sms with ~ and A "LENG LUI"
talk with him worrrrrr xD HAHAHAHAHA
But yeah..someone pls sms me =.= LOL

Anyway~
I have not been feeling good these days..
It might be due to SPM is cming closer..
Or the damm driving exam =.='
or just me having PERIOD ~
Idk =.= haiz...
so stress nowadays...wan do something always think twice...
~_____~ oh well...lets hope I feel better soon ~
need to play more b4 SPM xD

Someone forward this JOKE to me, really funny, I can't think of the ending until I read it to the end.... very nice....

The Prime Ministers from UK and Singapore and the President of USA, were traveling on a warship that was cruising near S.Arabia. The 3 were talking about how brave their soldiers were when their cordial discussion soon turned into an argument where each wanted to prove the bravery of their own soldiers.

The Pres. of USA said, "let me show u what is guts", where upon he called his Colonel and said "Jump into the sea and swim 3 rounds around this ship!".
The Colonel replied "Anything for Uncle Sam, Sir", and jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 3 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him like mad! After the successful 3 rounds, the Colonel came up to the deck and said, "I did it for Uncle Sam Mr. President!". The proud US President replied "That's what I call guts!".

The Prime Minister of UK became aggressive and quickly called his General and said "General, jump into the sea and swim 10 rounds around this ship!".
The General replied "Anything for the Queen, Sir", and jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 10 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him frantically. After the successful 10 rounds the 3-star General came up to the deck and said, "Long Live the Queen!". The proud UK PM replied "That's what I call guts!"

The Prime Minister of Singapore cannot control himself. He had to show that his soldiers have it too. He called one of his Private and said "Soldier, jump into the sea and swim 15 rounds around this ship!" The Private replied "Oi, you siao (crazy) izzit?" I juz bought my 4-room and I am paying through my nose. Now, U want me to jump and die, eh? If u want to hao lian (show off), you jump into the sea yourself! The Singapore PM smiled and said "Now, that's what I call guts".

Who think of this joke?

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here:
I'm 25 this year.
I'm very pretty, have style and good taste.
I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high:
Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary?
Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden, $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out?
(Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking?
I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

Awesome reply:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest.
Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours.
Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.
The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money":
Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason.
The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset.
It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation.
If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted.
It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you.
I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy.
And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me...

Bank CEO

Just here to wish all the lil noisy brats who are having PMR goodluck xD
I know it started edi ~ but not like they will have a chance to read this since their parents are locking up their comp xD

Putting that aside ~
Wish Nathaneal(my dai lou) and I all the best for our undang this cming saturday ~_~
Though u all can wish that Natt fail =.= not my problem xD
I have nothing really to update on ~
unless u want to see some really really horrible things xD
So ~ till next time =D

Best UPSR karangan of 2007 !xD

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia! pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

this blog will be dead until my comp is fixed -.-
cause everything inside my comp and that comp cannot use the net -.-
so chill lax and HAPPY HOLS TO U ALL!! WOOTS


natt ~ i'm still considering what to do after ur reflex action just now xD

Exams are over and the flooding of my blog has stopped =D
Thank you for visiting and pls do not come again ~


Now..on to another topic..

I feel depressed T_T
I...m...not the...number 1 stalker...anymore T_T
My dai lou's Sifu more keng T_T
Dc also more keng than other ppl xD LOL

but yes ~
Holidays are here..and I'm gonna rot T_T haiz..
see u all after hols T_T

for those who r having exams ~ and problems ~ here's some tips or should i say advices xD

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?''
It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.'
Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:

A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.
''Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. '
I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'Puff! He's gone..'
OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:Always let your boss have the first say.

Damm funny joke! xD

The Prime Ministers from UK and Singapore and the President of USA, were traveling on a warship that was cruising near S.Arabia. The 3 were talking about how brave their soldiers were when their cordial discussion soon turned into an argument where each wanted to prove the bravery of their own soldiers.

The Pres. of USA said, "let me show u what is guts", where upon he called his Colonel and said "Jump into the sea and swim 3 rounds around this ship!".
The Colonel replied "Anything for Uncle Sam, Sir", and jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 3 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him like mad! After the successful 3 rounds, the Colonel came up to the deck and said, "I did it for Uncle Sam Mr. President!". The proud US President replied "That's what I call guts!".

The Prime Minister of UK became aggressive and quickly called his General and said "General, jump into the sea and swim 10 rounds around this ship!".
The General replied "Anything for the Queen, Sir", and jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 10 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him frantically. After the successful 10 rounds the 3-star General came up to the deck and said, "Long Live the Queen!". The proud UK PM replied "That's what I call guts!"

The Prime Minister of Singapore cannot control himself. He had to show that his soldiers have it too. He called one of his Private and said "Soldier, jump into the sea and swim 15 rounds around this ship!" The Private replied "Oi, you siao (crazy) izzit?" I juz bought my 4-room and I am paying through my nose. Now, U want me to jump and die, eh? If u want to hao lian (show off), you jump into the sea yourself! The Singapore PM smiled and said "Now, that's what I call guts".

Goin into study mode ~ (if i can remain in that mode -.-')
won't be updating anytime soon xD see ya

~«†dεŋZι冻~

Feeling like shit now . =.='
Brain got fried till the max =.='
even a short nap doesn't help ~~

Finally dying xD LOL
Mby not going to school tomoro..
haiz zzzzzzz

anyway ~ listen to some good music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R12QVtuB0_Q

for some reason..cannot post it -.- no idea why. So yeah ~ check it out xD

Yes yes I know aunty and uncles that SPM is coming in 3 months time.

not talking bout this SPM -.-'
you get my point zzzz

And trails is a less than a month away.
But if u all got so free to come and worry bout me ~ worry bout yourself first =D LOL
I understand that you all care a lot about it considering how it will determine your future but telling me won't make it any better rite -.-' so just go study la xD LOL

Don't be so free play archbattle since its a stupid game who the GM go ban me after 4 hours when I made a new account -.-'
Go read some books xD
Read em in the room ~
In school ~
in the toilet like this xD

or even when before you're going to bed =D
but be careful ~ something might happen =D


Anyway ~ dun worry so much bout other people and go do what you must xD
thanks for caring ~~
now move ur butts! xD

Peace out

~«†dεŋZι冻~

Today was Aunty Fauziyati's bday xD
So we celebrated in school =D LOL
She was soooooooo kinda to belanja us lunch so this post goes to her xD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Pn . Ceh Fauziyati!!! Hope you enjoyed the fetus cake !! xD

doesn't she look young? xD

eat eat eat eat eat oni xD LOL Oh ya ~ fetus ma xD

Thanks for the food xD

Fish out of water ~ xD

Crazy Jackson to be xD

LOUD 2009

As expected once more .
The members of DUMC did another splendid job in making LOUD 2009 a total success!!
The performance were great but honestly I expected something more LOUDER xD
Well , can't actually blame them since they only had a month or so to prepare and not forgetting that some of us (including myself -.-) was not able to help out even if we are members of the church due to studies and other reasons -.- ( sorry la -.- can't help it LOL)

Anyway ~ this year was something more ... simpler compare to last year xD
Last year there was human foosball which was fun but yeah -.- a pain LOL
This year they replaced that with the real foosball table xD though they had only 4 tables ~ but I think that was sufficient if everyone took their turns rite? =D

Not forgetting the Indie bands before the performance in the auditorium really started to heat things up. xD They sang some weird edited version of some famous songs which was really cool =D

And as always =D the service is always with a smile xD Food wasn't that great but it still tasted good =D can't say it was bad also cause my frens sapu everything LOL The games in Hall 2 was too occupied by tooo many ppl -.- so can't play ~

In the end ~~ ended up walking for 3 rounds xD

There was just one little tiny problem ~~ there wasn't much thing to do D:
I know there were some small activities going around but if ur someone who is not used to getting around with people..i think it will kinda be bored xD well~~ too bad for them xD (opps ~ my frens were one of them o.o" )

But the real thing starts at the auditorium ~ xD
People even started waiting 30 min b4 they let us in!!
We rushed like mad and WOOOTS!! got some seats xD which I regreted -.-;
Should have sat on the floor -.- would be much more fun LOL
Anyway ~ the performance was amazing and I really mean AMAZING!
It started of with the countdown ~ which I thought wasn't that cool compare to last year xD i mean ~~ LOOK AT THIS! HOW COOL ISIT!!???? LOL

But that aside xD it still rocked xD
It started with the JUNKYARD INVADERS ( I know x3 such a weird yet cool name LOL )
They show them starting to walk from a room cming to the auditorium on the screen wearing mask and stuff xD it was really unique how they present it =D But what to really look forward to was their performance xD

After that..was...if not mistaken was the tribute to the late MJ =D the mc's ( Stephanie and Li Qi
were their name..i think xD) were really putting up a good act though some of it was lame xD but yeah ~ entertaining! They asked 5 dudes to come up on stage to do a dance of Billie Jean. and yes ~ I have to admit.. It was really really really FUNNY!! xD but 2 of them really did well performing xD
It was then time for the cheer leading group =D not sure what they were called again. But cool stuff =D (correct me if the sequence is wrong..dun really remember..head pain -.-) Can't really say much bout it since I dun really watch cheer leading and stuff but I think I heard some1 say that they were the winner of cheer2009..o.o' idk xD

Next was performance by the REAL INK CREW! Their performance was really really OUTSTANDING! To think that they would really be able to pull of something so unique in such a short time xD There were some slight mistake but yes ~ we can overlook that since they didn't really had much time for practice xD But yes ~ they have certianly leveled up alot compare to last year =D Can't wait for next year xD

Last but not least was Project Gsus =3 The songs were great though its kinda sad not see-ing ur own cell leader up there singing LOL (can't make fun of him afterwards D: LOL ). Project Gsus really did well though I was actually waiting for them to play Sound of Our Generation...which they didn;t -.- dono why LOL. But yes ~ a job well done closing it with Viva la Vida =D
Oh ~ b4 I forgot ~ MOKS!! GRATS!! xD LOL for going to get married and making this year LOUD more meaningfull to me =) I will never cease to be amazed by how u really bring everything together with ur stories and your love for God. Thank you xD

Anyway ~ pictures and videos will be uploaded soon ~ hopefully xD LOL ~ and yes ~ really looking forward to next years LOUD =D ( The video for MJ's Billie Jean went missing..Sorry >.<) well...I think i covered everything..pls remind me if i do forget something xD I'll give this years LOUD = 87/100 xD

and now...GIMME THAT IPOD TOUCH!! LOL xD

peace out people =)

Thank You MeiYih for your pics xD
hope you enjoyed your 10 second of fame xD
and some photos are taken from Stanley Woo's Facebook