THE ANITA VIRUS!!!!

Warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As a member of the WLMC(wild life mutation club) of SMK Maxwell, it is my responsiblity to inform all citizens of the world about "THE VIRUS"
It is a new kind of virus that was only recently discovered.
Its is said that this virus can be extreamly dangerous and may even cause death.
The virus was first found in SMK Maxwell , a school behind Dynasty Hotel at Jalan Ipoh.
The virus was spreading at a extreamly fast rate but the people of SMK Maxwell still is not aware of the dangers that this virus is capable of doing to us.

These are a few facts that people should know about the virus

Origins
The virus originates from a mutated monkey from the 21st century.This"beast" takes the form of a extreamly ugly female human being and can be often seen in SMK Maxwell on weekdays.The name of this virus is taken from the name of the human being that the "beast" is called in SMK Maxwell.The name of this extreamly dangerous virus is the " THE ANITA VIRUS"

Facts about the "beast"
* The "beast" is extreamly short! It is expected that this "beast" is about 157 cm tall as no
human dares to go near it.

* It looks like a 50 years old Malay lady with a face that can send a chill down your spine.

* The "beast" is capable to speak human languages including English,Bahasa Melayu and maybe
other languages too.But how many language does it really speaks? It is still unknown.

* It is a well known fact in SMK Maxwell that it calls us human with a extreamly annoying sound
that cause us to fear it.The sound is similar to "HOI!!!"

Effects of the Virus
The virus causes a human to feel extreamly irritated and also gives a human the feeling of fear and causes a human to go berserk.Only people who have high moral is capable to resist this virus.The human body does not play a role to fight the virus as it attacks the mind of the victim.
After conducting research , members of the WLMC has come to a conclusion that this virus is not only at a single stage but is said to have a higher level of infection.At a more critical level of infection , a human can completely lose control of oneself as the brain cells will be damaged.The reason is still unknown.

How does the virus spread
A person can only be infected by this virus through direct contact with the "beast".If a human is touched by the "beast", the person is immediatly infected.We , members of the WLMC still have not confirm the how is this virus spread.All that we know now is when you get touch by the "beast" , you are already infected. There is a hypothesis that this virus can be spread even if the "beast" looks at you but this fact has not been confirm.

How do we prevent it
There are a few way that we have come up with to prevent one from being infected.The best way is to avoid any contact with the "beast" and that means not even looking at it!It is best not to attract the attention of the "beast" with anything flashy as it is really into stuff like that . Running away is also an option but the "beast" doesn't give up easily and MAY chase you.

How do we cure it
There is no way to cure this virus. The only way to stop it from spreading is to "cut" the part that the "beast" has touched . The WLMC is currently working very hard to find an antidote that may cure this virus before the number of victims increase.

My encounter with the "beast"

The "beast" touched my once , which was today. IT approached me during perhimpunan and touched my hair.Knowing about the virus , I did not even stop to think and immediatly cut of the part of my hair IT has touched.Now I look like an idiot with a nerdy hairstyle but at least i was not infected with the virus.Thank GOD for that.

A word of advise to those who have to encounter the "beast" almost every weekday in SMK Maxwell. Please try not to make contact with the "beast" as it is extreamly dangerous not only for the sake of not being infected but also that it is not safe as the "beast" is extreamly perverted and may assault you anytime

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